I have to be honest with you.  I have watched about as much “American Idol” over the years as I have robbed banks.  Last night, however, I curled up with my girlfriend and gave it a whirl.  I have to say I was pleasantly surprised.

I haven’t been on that island on “Lost” for the past nine years, so I know a little bit about the show.  Simon is a d-bag, Randy says “dog” a lot, Paula isn’t there anymore, and Ryan Seacrest is a tooth whiting away from blinding us all.  With that being said, I had no idea what I was getting into with the contestants.  I know this was the first elimination, but the competition (and I love me some competition) was intense.   

We saw four wannabe Idols get the hook.  Janell Wheeler and Ashley Rodriguez were the two women that got the boot.  I really thought there were worse in the group, but America has spoken.  Get the hell out.  On the men’s side, I was not so surprised about Joe Munoz getting the ax, but Tyler Grady?  This guy pranced around in a robe like a true champ for goodness sakes.  I mean that has to get you to the next round, right?  I guess I have a lot to learn about the show.

The one thing that stuck with me about this episode was Michael Lynche.  An energetic chunky guy always has my vote.  I really didn’t get to hear much of his singing, but I’ll be damned if he doesn’t move like a fat Justin Timberlake.  Hopefully, the chubby crooner will have great success in this competition.  I know I’ll be pulling for my husky friend.

I guess I’m hooked.  After nine years, the “American Idol” bug has finally bitten me.  I never thought I would utter these words, but I’ll actually be happy to see Ryan Seacrest again.  Yikes!