This is the story of Kareem Johnson.  No.  Wait.  This is the story of former Utah Jazz player Robert Whaley.  Kareem Johnson is just the name he gave the police.

The Salt Lake Tribune is reporting Whaley was pulled over and marijuana was found in his possession.  Where the marijuana was found, that was a different story.  Whaley had the weed in the safest of places.  He had the weed between his butt cheeks.

Whaley is still in Salt Lake County jail unable to make his $10,000 bail.  Kareem Johnson was unavailable for comment.